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We don't like thieves! Once upon a time there was a thieve. Giomar and Celeste were in the neighbour, and they noticed something was wrong! We were running to the Place Delict, and there was the little f*cker. He stole a lighter.. When he saw us, he immediatley knew there was some sh*t coming because he did somethin really bad! He felt on the ground When Celeste finally arrived the thief was almost puking because he was so afraid! He was sh*tting in his pants! Then Giomar took the lighter back and holded it in the back of his ass! There was one big blowtorch.. We took our marshmellows fast to eat something before we would beat this stupid *sshole up! When we eated so much we had pain in our stomach, the little guy was now our point of attention. The flame was so big his eyebrows were away. He had so much regret, he is a volunteer now at the supermarket he stole something. Giomar and Celeste did another good job. No one can beat the bitchy-ness!
OMG! We went as always in our limo to school and suddenly the limousine stoped. Giomar was so angry he started screaming in Spanish (if he does that he is very angry). Celeste gets out and walked to the driver and said: "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I KNOW YOU ARE OLD, BUT DON'T SLEEP IF YOU ARE WORKING!" The driver was crying, cause we always creams to him and throw our cellphone to him. The problem was not that the driver was crying, but that he ran away! A weird kid came to us and said that we can use his bike. We said: "we ...........and a bike ........... ARE YOU CRAZY! your ass is so big that you do not even see your saddle. What do you think that we use a bike?! No b*tch, we don't! Carry us to school if you wanna life." So the kid carried us to school. THAT LITTLE B*TCH! ASKING US TO GO ON A BIKE, TSSS.......
WE ARE THE ANTI-BULLYING TEAM! One time we saw a kid bullying another kid, so we went there and Celeste lifts him up and slammed against the wall and his arm broked. We pushed him a few times in his locker and he dropped a few times. AND THAT'S HOW WE DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO BULLYING! Afther we helped a few people who get bullied everybody is like: OMG I have to be friend with them. Then we are saying: tomorrow you can get our autograph, bye! And we walk away in slomotion.
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